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Feb 12th
Her er uge 06’s filmcitater. Husk du kan følge @filmnyheder på twitter og få daglige filmcitater
A glass that falls, three, two, one, zero. Glass partition, letters [err, yes]Last Year At Marienbad ~ Anon
Where so ever you go, there you are.The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai
You know what they say about a grape… in the sun it turns into a raisinRaisin In The Sun ~ Walter
Are we slipping into some black hole of hairless space?Alien Intruder ~ Lloyd
It is always women like you who are most victimised by anti-choice – indigent women, third-world women, women of colour.Citizen Ruth ~ Rachel
There are times when you wish that your dreams could just come true – for one day at leastPenny Serenade ~ Julie Adams
Drew, I know your dog died, but get a grip, man, youre freaking me out!
Pet Sematary Two ~ Jeff
I have a lot of friends who are crazier than you. But not many friends who are better than you. All Of Me ~ Tyrone Wattell
There are no masses in Dodge City, only individuals taking responsibility for their own actions. They Might Be Giants ~ Justin
Ever since I was 7 years old for Halloween and I dressed up as a carrot and you two snuck off without meHanging Up ~ Maddy
A doctors wife knows her place – the patients and the job must always come first and the wife comes secondDoctors Wives ~ Lorrie
There is this strange phenomenon where the person who is kidnapped actually starts to like or feels grateful to their kidnapper…Kidnapped ~ Narrator
When I said you can do better than her, I didnt mean this much better. [thats a little cryptic isnt it?]See No Evil ~ Zoe
I am the last of the angry men out there!Last Angry Man ~ Sam Abelman
I need to take revenge on them for the sake of her memory and my sanity.Chrome And Hot Leather ~ TJ
Because mankind has denied Intelligence, the unique glory of our species – the Human Brain.Britannia Hospital ~ Millar
There are times when I wish that I had a crystal ball as my name might imply and I could see clearly what will happen.Personal Property ~ Crystal
The war, the whole conflict may have been wrong but damn it dont hate your country for it.Rambo First Blood Part 2 ~ Trautman
Our Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him to Kingdom ComeEast Is East ~ Auntie
Its worse than being a bit confused – I think Im totally cracking up!Cracking Up ~ Anon
From the day I plunged you in the river to give you life, I loved you as I loved the steppesTaras Bulba ~ Taras
Feb 5th
Her er uge 05’s filmcitater. Husk du kan følge @filmnyheder på twitter og få daglige filmcitater
You shove a gun in an old mans face and tell him youre gonna blow his head off!Park Is Mine ~ Valery
When the bell rings twice then you know it is the postman or someone who is pretending to be the postmanPostman Always Rings Twice ~ Cora
Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and hes not moving or speaking. Big Daddy ~ Sonny
Walk away if you have any decency about you, you know what to do.Sunset Grill ~ Anita
The only thing that mattered to you was the Cauldron, but now it is of no use to you. So we shall take it and be on our way. Black Cauldron ~ Orddu
Thanks everybody… you were all fantastic, each and every one of you were great, whoo!Tina ~ Tina
There are times when you realise that being elderly but young at heart does in a real sense make you youngRoommates ~ Rocky Holzcek
I dont know whether Ill find rich green grass or tough weeds up thereMan Of The East ~ Holy Joe
I am a princess, I demand the right to be able to do, say and see whoever and whatever I want.Naughty Marietta ~ Marietta
Now, now, Syd. Movies dont create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.Scream
I hate to break up a good thing, but we have half a dozen strippers waiting for us, were late. Serendipity ~ Dean
Working from 9 – 5 is pretty hard work, especially with most modern employers where the day extends a few more hoursNine To Five ~ Tom
Hes simply got to go back to the only woman hes loved in his whole life. Goodbye, second wife.
World Of Henry Orient ~ Valerie
Youve get of the men in black? Well now meet the men in blue!Brothers Blue ~ Brothers
My gentle Dauphin, it is you I seek, for I have come a long way to find you and no other can take your placeJoan Of Arc ~ Joan Of Arc
What level of deception and cheating are you prepared to go to in order to realise your own dreams at the expense of others?Rogue Trader ~ Narrator
You know, only two good things ever came from England. One – America, two – the Beatles! [Hmm]Welcome To Sarajevo ~ Flynn
Im walking here! Im walking here!Midnight Cowboy
You know, when we were on that plane, I was fascinated by the way the shadow followed usLost Horizon ~ Rob Conway
Some people dont like robbery that much – those are the people that I like to target next!Ordinary Decent Criminal ~ Michael
So it is true, there are mountains out there on the moon, what the elders have advised was true all alongMountains Of The Moon ~ The Chief
Jan 29th
Her er uge 04’s filmcitater. Husk du kan følge @filmnyheder på twitter og få daglige filmcitater
Im surprised theres enough room at the table for all of us.
[on Nicole and all of her demons!]Mindhunters ~ JD
For the record… was written… and produced by mistake! [could have been written about the film!]Critic’s Choice ~ John
If the cab is in the living room and the keys are in it, then what are we gonna do?Coast To Coast ~ Madie
Lifes but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no moreComedy Of Terrors ~ John Black
Dont be fooled it isnt thunder, staying put would be a blunder.Jumanji ~ Judy
There is no such thing as a real blonde, all blondes these days are dyed once they finish their youthReal Blonde ~ Joe
I love Harry, is that so wrong in a world and in a place like this? [yes sorry natasha]History Is Made At Night ~ Natasha
When nuns enter a competition amongst themselves, you dont want to get in the way!Nasty Habits ~ Sister Alexandra
Why dont we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini. [what a great line, Barry]Beerfest ~ Barry Badrinath
The weak, in those days that come, will no longer need to fear their lack of strength and fortitudePixote ~ Pixote
Being a dog isnt so great after all, so if you feel envious of your pet just think what they eat all dayMy Life As A Dog ~ Dave
I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail.Tombstone ~ Wyatt
Hello, gorgeous.Funny Girl
Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself! Bottle Rocket ~ Dignan
Im going to make it up to you, Im going to be a star. [heard it all before bobby!]Hollywood Shuffle ~ Bobby Taylor
Thats where I was when the brains were being passed out.
[not even in the queue that is]New Kind Of Love ~ Steve
In the course of this evening, you have demonstrated most of your excremental bodily functions. Sob ~ Doc Irving
Being double-crossed is not something that I want to happen to me, or someone wants to do to me due to what will happen to themPancho Villa ~ Pancho Villa
What do you call people who, when theyre faced with a condition or fear, do nothing about it, they just run and hide?
Death Wish ~ Kersey
I am afraid that something is happening to her irreversably, her fears are getting worse day by day…In Person ~ Emory Muir
Everyone needs a buddy.Buddy
Jan 22nd
Her er uge 03’s filmcitater. Husk du kan følge @filmnyheder på twitter og få daglige filmcitater
You know what they say – the bigger they come the harder they fall and the more we enjoy their fall too!Harder They Fall ~ Jesus
Well, I better get out of here or youre going to find out. Beach Blanket Bingo ~ Bonehead
I know a cool place in the desert.Leaving Las Vegas
My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And Im gonna rule it all. Heheh.The Lion King ~ Young Simba
First this little planet with its winds and ways, and then all the laws of mind and matter that restrain him [almost poetic]Things To Come ~ Oswald
I was in a tanker in the last war. I got torpedoed so much, I got water on the knee.Action In The North Atlantic ~ Chips Abrams
Aint any job in the world that isnt useful and meaningful for someone somewhere.Speedy ~ Speedy
You are entering a new world where you will certainly be successful because you have knowledgeSunshine ~ Ignatz
I got caught in a drugs bust girls – bit unlucky, really!Caged Heat ~ Maggie
Being French and a journalist has made me deeply unpopular in many places, you knowPassage To Marseille ~ Jean Matrac
Im sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids. Eddie Murphy Raw ~ Eddie Murphy
Sometimes being a single mother aint a whole bowl of roses, and other times, well its not actually too bad at all!Harper Valley PTA ~ Stella
Waterhole #3
One time we were making key chains and I accidentally cut off my thumb. Big Bully ~ Roscoe
We hope so, son. And no matter what your mother is, well love her anyway.
Serial Mom ~ Eugene
Youre surrounded by beautiful women. Do you love any of them?The Man In The Iron Mask
I wish I didnt know about any of this. I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be overWar Games ~ David
If you are called Joan then you should realise that people automatically think you are quite an old personPope Joan ~ Pope Joan
Training to be a swordfighter has a habit of leading to you getting injured when you lose concentration…Gohato ~ Toshizo
Admit it, you think its unfair, and you burn with rage at the very thought of it!Too Young To Die ~ Mandy
Tell Frankie the truth: He should know what his daddy was – Then maybe hed stop wishing for him. Dear Frankie ~ Nell
Jan 15th
Her er uge 02’s filmcitater. Husk du kan følge @filmnyheder på twitter og få daglige filmcitater
Someday you and I are going to have a serious dis-agreementThe Last Of The Mohicans
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear s-o-p-h-y, happy birthday to me!Happy Birthday To Me ~ Soph
They know it and they like it and they dont like it: thats just how it is.Shampoo ~ George
Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious!Mary Poppins ~ Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious
The simplest tasks are by no means the easiest. Diary Of A Country Priest ~ Ambricourt
Dallas has one of the highest murder rates in the country.Executive Action ~ Foster
Buck you, you son of a bitch [very pleasant of you to say so, will]Home Of The Brave ~ Will Marsh
When I invited these men over, Im not quite I hadnt taken full leave of my senses!Lydia ~ Lydia MacMillan
There is a monster and it is not looking particularly stable at this moment in time, I have learnt this is never good news.Mothra ~ Doc Harada
When you go on holiday in Mexico you forget all the troubles that you have in the worldHoliday In Mexico ~ Jeffrey
A radio shrink? Theyre only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials. Mannequin ~ Jonathan
Finding your way home when you are a cat or a dog is a rather tricky affairIncredible Journey ~ The Hermit
It became more of a job than a sport to playHoop Dreams ~ Bill Gates
What do we know about our parents? [well most people know quite a lot about them]Music Box ~ Mack
Im telling you, Im big in the hood right now, I dont even remember my nameGet Rich Or Die Tryin’ ~ Marcus
Tahiti, the place where loving couples come on holiday to relax, and enjoy some quality time together before returning to reality.Tahiti ~ Narrator
I have got to give my one classical-music joke which I put in every single picture and I invariably cut it out.Stardust Memories ~ Sandy Bates
Theres a cure for everything except death [by definition, though it can be prevented in many cases]Ladri Di Biciclette ~ Antonio
From Embryo to woman in 4 and a half weeks. Embryo ~ Dr Paul
Youre a disappointment, Nero. But you know what disappoints me more? Strange Days ~ Strickland
In the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often usefulThis Is Spinal Tap ~ Ian Faith